my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”
This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.
A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!
Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.
All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.
Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!
Let me tell to you a thing.
This is Lenore. I first saw her in a little cage at the Petco I frequent (I used to take my parents’ dog in for puppy play time), and she looked like the grouchiest, old, crotchety cat in the world, and I fell instantly in love. She was cranky, she was anti-social, hanging out at the back of her cage. Her fur was matted because she wouldn’t let the groomers near her.
She was perfect.
But I didn’t have a place for her. I wasn’t living in my own space yet, and where I was, I wasn’t allowed cats. So I pressed my face to the bars of her cage and I promised that if no one had adopted her by the time I’d bought a house, I would come back for her.
I visited her every week for over six months while I looked for a house. At one point, they had to just shave her entire rear-end because the mats or fur were so bad. They told me she clawed the heck outta the groomer that did it, screamed the entire time, and spent the next two days growling at anyone that came near the cage.
A couple of weeks later, I closed on my house. I went back and I got an employee, and I said: “That one. I need that cat.”
They got the paperwork and the lady who ran the rescue that was bringing the cats in told me that Lenore (at the time, Lila) was 8 years old, had been owned by an elderly lady who had died, and brought in to a different rescue, who’d had her for six months on top of the time I’d been seeing her at Petco.
This kitty had been living in a 3x3’ cube for over a YEAR because she was older and “less adoptable.”
I signed the paperwork, put her in a cat carrier, and drove her to my new home. I had pretty much nothing; a bed, an old couch, a couple of bookcases, and a tank of mice I called “Cat TV”. I let her out of the carrier and onto my bed, and I told her “I told you I would come back for you when I had a place. It’s not much, but it’s yours too now.”
Lenore spent the next three days straight purring non-stop. She followed me around the house purring. Sat next to me purring. Slept next to me purring. Leaning into every touch, purring, purring, always purring. She still purrs if you so much as think about petting her. She’s amazing, and I love her.
So, you know, if you’re thinking about adopting, and you see a beast that others consider “less adoptable,” think about Lenore.
The STORY THOUGH.
|1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?|
|2. You talked to an ex today, correct?|
|3. Have you taken someones virginity?|
|4. Is trust a big issue for you?|
|5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?|
|6. What are you excited for?|
|7. What happened tonight?|
|8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?|
|9. Is confidence cute?|
|10. What is the last beverage you had?|
|11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?|
|12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?|
|13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?|
|14. What are you going to spend money on next?|
|15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?|
|16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?|
|17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?|
|18. The last time you felt broken?|
|19. Have you had sex today?|
|20. Are you starting to realize anything?|
|21. Are you in a good mood?|
|22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?|
|23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?|
|24. What do you want right this second?|
|25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?|
|26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?|
|27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?|
|28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?|
|29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?|
|30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?|
|31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?|
|32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?|
|33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?|
|34. Listening to?|
|35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?|
|36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?|
|37. Do you believe in love at first sight?|
|38. Who did you last call?|
|39. Who was the last person you danced with?|
|40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?|
|41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?|
|42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?|
|43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?|
|44. Do you tan in the nude?|
|45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?|
|46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?|
|47. Who was the last person to call you?|
|48. Do you sing in the shower?|
|49. Do you dance in the car?|
|50. Ever used a bow and arrow?|
|51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?|
|52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?|
|53. Is Christmas stressful?|
|54. Ever eat a pierogi?|
|55. Favorite type of fruit pie?|
|56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?|
|57. Do you believe in ghosts?|
|58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?|
|59. Take a vitamin daily?|
|60. Wear slippers?|
|61. Wear a bath robe?|
|62. What do you wear to bed?|
|63. First concert?|
|64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?|
|65. Nike or Adidas?|
|66. Cheetos Or Fritos?|
|67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?|
|68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?|
|69. Ever take dance lessons?|
|70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?|
|71. Can you curl your tongue?|
|72. Ever won a spelling bee?|
|73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?|
|74. What is your favorite book?|
|75. Do you study better with or without music?|
|76. Regularly burn incense?|
|77. Ever been in love?|
|78. Who would you like to see in concert?|
|79. What was the last concert you saw?|
|80. Hot tea or cold tea?|
|81. Tea or coffee?|
|82. Favorite type of cookie?|
|83. Can you swim well?|
|84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?|
|85. Are you patient?|
|86. DJ or band, at a wedding?|
|87. Ever won a contest?|
|88. Ever have plastic surgery?|
|89. Which are better black or green olives?|
|90. Opinions on sex before marriage?|
|91. Best room for a fireplace?|
|92. Do you want to get married?|
|I'll answer whatever you ask guys|